Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing them again.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
“Just because you’re stupid enough to die for you country, doesn’t mean you’re smart enough to vote.” – a Random Bumper Sticker
“The tragedy in life is not so much what people suffer, but rather what they miss.” – Thomas Carlyle
“Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.” – Leo Buscaglia
“Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.” – Jim Horning
“It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” – William Blake
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein
Nice words aren’t true and true words aren’t nice.
“Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.” – Clint W. Murchison , Texas financier
“The purpose of time is to keep everything from happening all at once. It’s not working.” – Jim Paradis
“Go away, I’m alright!” – Last words of H. G. Wells
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies lives.
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” – Britney Spears, Pop Singer
“The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.” – Sigmund Freud
“Pain is inevitable, Suffering is optional.” – Buddhist proverb
“The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant.” – Richard Cecil
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” – Confucius
“If you do not push the boundaries, you will never know where they are.” – T. S. Elliot
“I like your Christ. I don’t like your Christians.” – Gandhi
“The Wizard’s First Rule: People are stupid. They will believe any lie either because they want to believe it’s true or because they’re afraid it’s true.” – Terry Goodkind
“Too many people grow up. That’s the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up. They forget. They don’t remember what it’s like to be 12 years old. They patronize, they treat children as inferiors.” – Walt Disney
“To dare is to lose one’s footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself.” – Soren Kierkegaard
“The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” – Mark Twain
“Well begun is half done.” – Aristotle
“Good habits result from resisting temptation.” – Ancient Proverb
“Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.” – Denis Diderot
“I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.” – Albert Einstein
“The level of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.” – Dostoevsky